So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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