yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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