i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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