Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Randomize
