I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you guys were way drunker than both of me
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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