we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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