i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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