I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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