Swine flu. Run for my life!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
