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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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