Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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