i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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