Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Two words: nipple clamps
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