Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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