I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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