If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
