i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
