office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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