he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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