I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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