Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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