i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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