I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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