Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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