well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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