HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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