You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
