Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
two words...techno handjob
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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