If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
The ass gains better be worth it
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