let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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