I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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