I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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