Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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