just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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