its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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