I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
