He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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