i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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