I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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