sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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