He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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