Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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