I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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