THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I have post one night stand depression
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