I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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