Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
In America we eat man semen.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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