saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
How naked do you want me to be?
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