Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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