Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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