it hurts more in the daytime
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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