just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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